This Is Ingenious
❒ Taken ❒ Single ✔ No longer giving a shit Cause we all should just not care. I know of several people who should do the same. (:
Creepy Man in Hot Tub: Are you one of the mommies?
Jess: Uhm. No. o.o *proceeds to get out of the hot tub*
When You Take a Real Good Look...
Some people are just downright funny. No lie.
I get to read it this summer OH FREAKIN BOY.
You know what phrase annoys me a lot? Riddle me that/this. URGH.
It’s another one-month acheivement. Go me. I guess. Didn’t help me one bit. Fuck you guys.
I Think This Means Yes...?
William: Let's dress up as Death Eaters and go follow people downtown!
Emily: ksdbvfgdakb :DDDDDDD!
1. WHY ARE STRANGE PEOPLE REQUESTING TO BE MY FRIEND I DONT EVEN… wait. My tumblr has a link to my Facebook. I’m gonna go remove that now… 2. When people direct a post at a mystery person and you think its you but you can’t know for sure but you wanna say that it’s all good with said person its like TOTAL MINDFUCK. @_@ 3. I need to make more picniked pictures.
Buildup. Maybe. More buildup. BUILDUP. PLEASE I THINK WE SHOULD TALK. PLEASE. OHMYGOD *offine* …. ._. Another sleepless night again?
eye dee kay. … my bff jill. that was commercial. .. k.
Oh phone, you're crappin out on me. Not cool. D:
WE'RE GOING CAMPING IN LESS THAN A WEEK. I CANT...
tinyhummingbirds: fuckyeahwilliambarry: fuckyeahalbuquerque: Click to make circles… .then listen!!! Space Bar clears the screen via / follow fuckyeahalbuquerque This is just so amazing that it has to be reblogged twice. Click in random spots and MAKE MUSIC.
It’s broken. :(
MY PHONE IS GIVING ME AN ATTITUDE PROBLEM AGAIN
What a terrible, terrible dream. WHY DO YOU ALWAYS APPEAR IN THEM AND RUIN MY DAY. UGH… GNSDFKJHG SDKF Jessica. If you ever do what you did here I will personally see to your murder. :P
THE SPECIES KNOWN AS WOMAN IS SO CONFOOZIN.
SOMETIMES I WONDER
Are certain posts by certain, *erhem* people, directed at me?
It’s scary what you can do to yourself when you feel like there’s no...
(via sprinkla4eva) INSTANT OATMEAL HOORAH!