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October 2010

I am Will and This is Who I Am

—- —- —- —- Hi. My name’s Will. I run this blog called Dapper Dapper, which is synonymous with William Wonka, FuckYeahTumblrWhore, or whatever other name you started following me at. I live in Connecticut, which is a really lame state. I’m about 6 feet tall and my hair color varies from black, brown, and red/brown. I wear a leather jacket and you probably will...

September 2010

I AM ADDICTED TO FRENCH VANILLA COFFEE

Seriously. I feel wide awake in the mornings now. I CANT STOP DRINKING IT ITS SO GOOD I NEVER REALLY LIKED COFFEE BEFORE.

WHY IS NOBODY ANSWERING ME WTF.

CASEY. ANSWER YOUR PHONE

Again. Restating this important frustration of mine. I feel like I am the only adult in this house sometimes. I WOULD go into so much more detail but I don’t want prying eyes spying this, rat me out on being the most ungrateful little bitch ever. ._. Am I grateful? Of course! But I miss the days where I was the kid. Not the parent running the house. Minus the bills. HENCE WHY I AM GOING...

Hello Heartburn.

Type this into Google:

“define:Kaster” No quotation marks. LOL ensues.

SINCE WHEN DID I DRINK COFFEE?

I don’t know but I like it a lot. (:

SONGS FOR EVERY MONTH OF THE YEAR

September 2009- Fallen, Death in the Park and Hayley Williams Late October 2009- Work, Jimmy Eat World November 2009- Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas, Judy Garland December 2009- Young and Aspiring, Underoath January 2010- Everything by Underoath April 2010- Airplanes, B.O.B. and Hayley Williams May 2010- Shesgotstyle, Nevershoutnever June 2010- Eclipse (All Yours), Metric ...

ROOT BEER, ORANGE SODA, AND JAX CHEESE PUFFS.

FEAST ON THE SIDEWALK. I can’t find my Island of Ogygia picture. :< Only the BEST group in English class during freshman year. We caused so many disturbances in the class. x3 But I found THAT instead! REMINISCE A GO GO.

I used to really like Nirvana. Then I stopped for like a year. Now I listened to them again and I’m like: HOLYSHIT EARGASM. MMmmmh.

Being Home Alone

darkershadow: Realizing you’re home alone: Blasting out music full volume: Eating junk food: Someone knocks on the door: Hear a noise up/downstairs: Get a weapon ready: Turns out it was a cat: Someone comes home earlier than expected: why do i love these things? Perfect.

Four teenage boys have commited suicide in 3 weeks...

I SEE HOW YOU LIKE TO RUN BACK TO THE THINGS THAT...

Yeee. Nevershoutnever sounds preeeeeeeeety good right now. :3

I REALLY ENJOY THE "x3" FACE.

I fell asleep at 9:30

I feel absolutely BITCHIN’ this morning. B)

PARLEZ VOUS FREEZEPOP?

First half day Wednesday tomorrow.

I find it so funny how you expect me to TRUST you when you threw it out. You threw it all away these past few months and you will never get that back.

I can’t study. I feel as if I think about anything any more I am going to break something important. I’m going to sleep. I got the basis of the material. It’s all multiple choice so I’ll probably remember things as I see them.

Sober the fuck up.

Ugh. I hate alcohol.

AIN'T NO OTHA MAN BUT YYYYYYYOOOOOOOU

dickimeanboner:

HOW COME I HAVE NO PICTURES OF MY TIME SPENT...

C’MON MAN THOSE WERE SOME OF THE BEST YEARS OF MY LIFE. ._.

THE PATRON SAINT OF LIARS AND FAKES

I luv mah new headphones. x3

THE FIRST NEW UNDEROATH SONG IS ON THE WAY →

brb pissing my pants.

FATHER: WILL! WILL: WHAT? … WILL: WHAT?! … WILL: WHAT?!?!?!?!? … WILL: WHATTTTTTTTTTTTTT?!?!?!?@#WKGHNWSTKGHS … Okay it’s not important so I’m not callin anymore OKAY BYE. 2 seconds ago: FATHER: WILLLLL! WILL: WHAT!?GFMHGBADSFJHGSBFDJNGSBFJBNSNBJFCGSJHG FATHER: DINNERS READY. WILL: …